My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re
Can you get four or more right? Now be honest! THE QUIZ
I was watching an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers and nearly had a ROFL moment. I did manage to stay erect and the floor remained beneath my feet. During his monologue, he somehow got on the subject of the Sperm Whale and introduced me and I would imagine millions of others to AMBERGRIS which is
Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh? This blog is created, edited and managed as well as masticated, by a British Born Canadian living in the USA. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor,
This tale begins about ten years ago at the Blossom Music Center in the Great State of Ohio near Cuyahoga Falls. My daughter Amy had arranged to have the family gather at Blossom for a treat for my birthday that year. I really can’t remember which year. This fact really has nothing to do about
It’s hard to believe that Cheryl and I have been to every state except one. Someday, I just gotta get to Alaska. Create Your Own Visited States Map
The year is 1983 and Cheryl and I have a brand new Jeep Wrangler. It was nimble and could make fairly tight turns and claw its way up some pretty tough hills when one was feeling fearless or stupid. Not much of that is important to the tale I tell. I don’t recall what Utah
A friend of mine whose name is Richard or Mike sent me an email. I think he goes by Mike because he did not want to be called Dick. The contents of said email are shown below. While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.
Updated: 10/23/2014: Every now and again, one needs to revisit and older posting. This was first posted by be back in 2012. The posting is about events over thirty or so years ago. Today a friend of mine, I’ll call him Tim, because that’s his name led me to a YouTube Video of a simple
WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft