On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I
On the day leading up to the Reds opening day, a woman who is known to her friends as the “Wife of Sam” was murdering a piece of the English language that we all hold so dear. She had the paucity to correct me when I said “It was me.” She said “It was I.”
My goal for 2015 was to lose just 50 pounds. Only 60 to go. I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2.
The Manitoba Herald Goes Viral The Manitoba Herald was a Canadian newspaper that had a short life. It was published only from January to August of 1877. But, “Google ” Manitoba Herald ” and you’ll find an article, supposedly by one Clive Runnels, about the influx of American liberals to Canada, that has gone viral
I’m probably not the only one who follows a zig-zag path while looking up just about anything in a dictionary, encyclopedia or even worse (perhaps better) the internet. Today was no exception. While watching the TV Game Show called The Chase an unusual question arose asking what’s approximately equivalent to 250 Watts? The possible answers
I heard the other day about a frog that had been swallowed by a Pelican, or perhaps it was Crane, Heron or even a Stork. The actual type of bird doesn’t make one bit of difference to this tale. What happened was quite surreal. The frog was on the pier, or maybe a wharf, again
Muriel and Henry dropped in to see a mediator as they wanted a divorce but none of the lawyer on lawyer stuff they’d heard about. The mediator met them at the office door and guided them into two comfortable chairs and he proceeded. Mediator: “You two do look a little long in the tooth, how
STORY WITH A MORAL Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed
A man is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Bulldog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the Bulldog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking