Category Archives: Rare Miscellany
Method in my Madness or How I learned to clean my glasses.
This tale begins about ten years ago at the Blossom Music Center in the Great State of Ohio near Cuyahoga Falls. My daughter Amy had arranged to have the family gather at Blossom for a treat for my birthday that year. I really can’t remember which year. This fact really has nothing to do about
Telephone Answering Machines Can Record Foul Language (The Proof is Right Here)
Updated: 10/23/2014: Every now and again, one needs to revisit and older posting. This was first posted by be back in 2012. The posting is about events over thirty or so years ago. Today a friend of mine, I’ll call him Tim, because that’s his name led me to a YouTube Video of a simple
Sex & Earthquakes
Sex & Earthquakes is Really a Catchy Title. Well now that I have your attention, please read on. There comes a time in the life of a human being that one hears something funny, files it away and never thinks of it again until a little trigger comes along and dislodges a neuron or two
The Most Remarkable Heartfelt Letter From a Senior Citizen.
When we get older we think differently, don’t we? This letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. As a door prize, an elderly lady received a new radio at the luncheon. She was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
Dying with dignity or Dignity! Is there a difference?
Getting Nun at Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked
The Muffin and Happy Fiber Day – It’s a Bran New Day – NPR Betty White SNL Sketch
Delicious Dish (Betty White’s Bran Muffins) Margaret Jo McCullen…..Ana Gasteyer Teri Rialto…..Molly Shannon Florence Dusty…..Betty White If you are in to Gluten Free then you can skip this video. The rest of us who need dietary fiber to keep the system running smoothly should watch it a few times. Betty White can control an
Colonel Angus – Pun or Homophone? Who Cares?
It’s Those Fluctuations That Will Get You Every Time
I know that I am not supposed to tell or write any ethnic type jokes but sometimes I do try to get away with it. If anyone is offended in any way, I would like to know immediately so I can take this post down. This story goes back probably thirty years or so when