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The Wurst Fire in Lake Wobegon’s History (with apologies to Garrison Keillor and Betty White)

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Chris Cane

One dark night just outside Lake Wobegon, Minnesota, a fire started inside the Pølse Viking Soul Food Sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around. When the volunteer Mist County Fire Fighters appeared on the scene, the Pølse Sausage Company president

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Crayfish, Crawfish, Crawdads and Mudbugs

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Chris Cane

In Thibodeaux LA, there’s a school called NICHOLLS STATE UNIVERSITY. I learned this while hunting for some humor to share with folks at a friend’s Crawfish and Smoked Chicken Grill coming up in June. The search led me to find the story/text below originally written by John Doucet and published in the NICHOLLSWORTH on-line paper on

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My name is CHRISTOPHER not CHRISTOPHE and I’m Pissed Off.

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Chris Cane

Somethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000. Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name

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Party at the Senior Center last night.

Posted on March 16, 2014 by Chris Cane

Every now and again a friend sends me a photo or story from his or her life. I’m not sure if they expect me to share it with others. This particular email started telling me about last night’s potluck supper. The sender lives in the winter months where many snowbirds go for the winter. I

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Two Nice Guys Knock on My Front Door.

Posted on March 2, 2014 by Chris Cane

There was a knock on the door late last week. I opened it to find two young, well-dressed men standing there. One of them said: “Hello sir, we are Jehovah’s Witnesses.” So I said “Come in and sit down.” I offered them a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you guys want to talk

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The Sad Passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Chris Cane

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. It was great to see so many celebrities who turned out to pay their

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Doughboy, Pillsbury, Poppin Fresh |

Who are these folks?

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Chris Cane

Click on the image in the top left of the group and do that Next, Next, Next thing that you do.

Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Bill Gates, Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Thomas Edison |

Observation is the key to good police work.

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Chris Cane

I think that many of us know that the English and the French are actually good neighbours and individuals within the populace of each country like to have a little fun at the other’s expense. This story which I believe is based on truth exemplifies my thoughts. A very drunk Englishman was in his car

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Pasquale’s Funeral – A really sad tale.

Posted on November 19, 2013 by Chris Cane

Pasquale died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Angelina turned to her oldest and dearest friend. “Ah well, Pasquale would be pleased,” she said. “You’re right,” replied Maria, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. “So go on, how much did this really

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Canadians know how to make babies! Do you?

Posted on November 8, 2013 by Chris Cane

Canadian photographer Patrice Laroche surely will have no trouble explaining to his kids about the birds and the bees. During his wife Sandra’s pregnancy, the artist created this hilarious explanatory photo series titled How to Make a Baby The creative couple planned and carried out their project throughout the whole period of 9 months, taking

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