Christoffer and Tuva, his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona. Tuva had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000 a year!!! When they arrived in Wisconsin, Christoffer and Tuva went to Sven’s Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven looked it up on his
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silkypush-upbra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing’ ‘What do they say?’ the priest asked. They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’ ‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed, Then he thought
Don’t forget to read to the end because there is a really cool tune. With all of today’s newscasters telling us about the flu epidemic and the hundreds who may die, a story has come to light one that Doctor Doom cannot possibly make up. It is not a pretty story…. it concerns over
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2014: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary,
This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Testimonial. Here is her story: While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with
You don’t have to understand Italian to follow the auctioneer: A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros. Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros. (The exchange rate at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds,
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and … inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
Click the Orange Button with the White Arrow to listen to the 1923 Recording. I won’t bother with the Google of 2013 as I’m sure you know that one! [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/84258320″ iframe=”true” /] . Who’s the most important man this country ever knew? Who’s the man our Presidents tell all their troubles to? No,
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged