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Nuns are not Spinsters

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Chris Cane

I don’t think you don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. One of the store clerks called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor.  The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Catholic Hospital, insurance, man |

Finkelstein and Jesus

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Chris Cane

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Finkelstein Jesus, Jesus Finkelstein |

Darwin Proven Right Again – This time by M&M’s

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Chris Cane

I do hope that this will finally quash the debate regarding the facts of evolution and the crap about creationism. The proof given below is incontrovertible. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. Taking two candies between my thumb

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: nj, True Champion | 2 Comments |

Hell Hath Frozen Over

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Chris Cane

Hell, as explained by a chemistry student. The following is believed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Boyle Law |

Republican or Democrat – Explained

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Chris Cane

My apologies to those that can’t make up their mind as to which column to agree with. I may have left and right screwed up again. If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: HMO, television |

Did the Jews really have problems with their genitals?

Posted on January 26, 2013 by Chris Cane

The following Bible stories were apparently written by real students and are genuine, authentic and unedited. Richard Lederer assembled them; they appeared in National Review magazine on 1995-DEC-31. In the first book of the Bible, Guinness’s, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, Rare Miscellany, True Stuff | Tags: apple, DEC, Golden Rule, Mount Cyanide, National Review, Richard Lederer |

The pregnancy saga of Sandra and Patrice

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Chris Cane

Warning!: Don’t try this at home! Canadian photographer Patrice Laroche surely will have no trouble explaining to his kids about the birds and the bees. During his wife’s pregnancy, the artist created hilarious explanatory photo series titled “How to Make a Baby”. The creative couple planned and carried out their project throughout the whole period

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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi – The stuff you didn’t know!

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Chris Cane

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi had a challenging life. He walked in rough sandals or bare feet for most of his life. This created a lot of damage to his feet and he was heavily calloused. He was a dedicated vegetarian, and undertook long fasts as means of both self-purification and political mobilization.

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Pet Peeves – A very long list.

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Chris Cane

Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: driving, man, TV, woman |

Who said that? or “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Chris Cane

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Rostand, Jimmy Durante, Johnny Carson, man, Steve Martin, Zsa Zsa Gabor |

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