A friend named Tim sent me these photos of young ladies playing Sand Soccer down under! The photos demonstrate to me that these women play harder than the ladies of Beach Volleyball! Those of you with sticks up your bums should avoid scrolling down and looking at these looking at these:
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six
I’m told that these photos were taken somewhere in Ireland. It seems that a a driver failed to apply his or her brakes in a timely fashion and their car nose-dived off the wharf into the cold dark waters. You can see one of the helpers standing on the car! No Problem: Here comes the
With respect and kindness. I feel that I have been stiffed for a number of years and now I, the P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.. I work at great depths. …I plunge headfirst into everything I do.. I do not get weekends or public
I came across these while perusing the interweb! If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when “Hollywood Squares” game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter
It’s widely believed women can multi-task …. MALE v FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below
An older gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent,
The Heterosexual Questionnaire was created back in 1977 by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D. to put heterosexual people in the shoes of a gay person for just a moment. Questions and assumptions made of Gays and Lesbians that are unfair, are reversed and this time asked to the straight people. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? When
There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy?