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Legitimate Rape – How can anyone believe that Legitimate Rape Exists?

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Chris Cane

I’m sure that everyone will recall that Republican Representative, Todd Akin said “It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” during an interview on KTVI-TV. You can see/read about all

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: man, Republican Representative, Taylor Ferrera, Todd Akin |

Family Wedding Tradition – Release the doves!

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Chris Cane

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: DIE, family, Keep Reading |

Helping out around the house: The Toilet Seat

Posted on July 28, 2012 by Chris Cane

I received the following email from a friend that I thought might interest you. The names have been changed to protect the guilty or innocent as the case may be. It began, Hi Chris, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing

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Tick Warning – Southern Ohio – Cincinnati Area – Be Careful

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Chris Cane

Please send a copy of this to everyone on your email list, especially if you live in the Cincinnati area. If some one comes to your front door saying that they are Checking for ticks because of the warm/hot weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms in the air,

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Typical Tick |

The Titillating Tale of Two Titties or Thanks for the Mammogram

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Chris Cane

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances.” The female Judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances.” I did too, soooo I listened as the lady

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Mammogram Technician, OK |

Right Hand Drive is for the Bahamians, the British, the Japanese, the Australians but not me!

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Chris Cane

Driving in the UK is not easy for someone accustomed to driving on the right with a left-hand drive car. I had a couple of driving experiences in England that nearly maimed me or an innocent British driver or two. Luckily in my many trips no harm was done. I will recount here my first

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Chicken Soup with Rice, memories of Maurice Sendak and other stuff

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Chris Cane

When I wrote my book “Travels with Taffy and other Tales” and the Chapter called “Amy’s First Christmas Recital” I had forgotten that “the woman” in the tale had also given a small copy of the book “Chicken Soup With Rice” by Maurice Sendak to our daughter Jody. The passing of Maurice Sendak this week

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Christmas Carols, Maureen Baufeldt, Maurice Sendak, woman |

Federal Tax Refund – Explained

Posted on April 30, 2012 by Chris Cane

After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it in a Q & A format:     Q. What is a tax refund payment? … A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: China, Japan, Taiwan, USA |

Terrorist Threat Levels are Changing!

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Chris Cane

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Australia, Bloody Nuisance, France, Italy, NATO, Spanish Armada |

Nine things that will probably disappear in your lifetime!

Posted on March 24, 2012 by Chris Cane

An old friend emailed me this list. I was and am unable to find the author’s name. If you know who the writer is then please let me know. Believe it or not, the following 9 Things Will Disappear In Our Lifetime. Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: book, DVD, Fed Ex, Music Dies, TV, UPS |

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