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Crossing the Border!

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Chris Cane

Let me see if I got this right.

  • If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
  • If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
  • If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you are shot.
  • If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
  • If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
  • If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
  • If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

 

  • If you cross the USA border illegally you get
    • a job,
    • a drivers license,
    • social insurance card,
    • welfare,
    • food vouchers,
    • subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
    • free education,
    • free health care,
    • a lobbyist in washington
    • millions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
    • the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect
    • and, in some instances, you can vote.

I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation

Posted in Rare Miscellany | Tags: insurance, North Korean, Saudi Arabian, USA |
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