- Raising Cane
  • Home
  • Random Post
  • About
  • BUCOLIC SCENES
  • Offensive Stuff
    • Hi Google Commands
  • Contact Me
Home » Humor » Do you hear what I hear?

Do you hear what I hear?

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Chris Cane

Chris_BlueRidgeLast Friday morning I wandered into the kitchen and found Cheryl at the sink staring out the kitchen window. For a while now I felt that Cheryl’s hearing was worsening. She had not heard me come upstairs.

I’m about twenty feet away so I say quietly “Honey, can you hear me?”

There was no reaction so I stepped a bit closer and said “Honey, can you hear me?”

Still no reaction so I stepped even closer and said “Honey, can you hear me?”

I then opted to get within about two feet of her and say “”Honey, can you hear me?”

She turned around and said “Damn it, Chris, I’ve told you three times that I can hear you!”

 

Posted in Humor, My Life |
« What Religion is Your Bra?
I thought libraries were supposed to be quiet. »

Search Me

Select a Category

  • Amjo Related (2)
  • Bastards (2)
  • Computing (10)
  • Humor (308)
  • Might be true! (24)
  • My Life (199)
  • Pure Bullshit (10)
  • Rare Miscellany (100)
  • True Stuff (20)
  • Useful Stuff (14)

Got comments?

  • Rick Quinn on My Colonoscopy Journal
  • Chris Cane on Chinese to Engrish – Sometimes Funny
  • Marcus Shaqra on Chinese to Engrish – Sometimes Funny
  • Chris Cane on A Biker will never hesitate to help where help is needed!
  • Harley on A Biker will never hesitate to help where help is needed!
May 2025
M T W T F S S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Mar    

Stuff I said!

The contents of this blog and website are not designed to slander or hurt anybody of any race or creed. I sometimes laugh at myself or even a friend or five. If you feel you have been slighted in any way whatsoever, please let me know so I can change what was said.

Take a Gander At:

  • Offensive-stuff
  • A Bucolic-scene
  • Contact me at [email protected] or my contact page.
  • Home
  • Random Post
  • About
  • BUCOLIC SCENES
  • Offensive Stuff
  • Contact Me
© - Raising Cane and Other Stuff