There are a few postings on the internet from Einstein and Abraham Lincoln with quotes from them that say. “Many of the things, they say I said are not not necessarily true!” or words to that effect. However, I do believe that Mr. Carlin did say the words below and I could not have said them better myself.
George Carlin
“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
― George Carlin
Here he is explaining all!