Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh?
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor, Ontario:
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and s/he does not work there, You may live in Canada.
- If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
- If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
- If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.
- If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
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It snows in Calgary
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
- If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.
- If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
- If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
- If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada.
- If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
A Canadienne with Jumper Cables.