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Now Chris Cane is Banned from Bigg’s Grocery Store in West Chester

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Chris Cane

Will it ever end?

I guess this is a follow on story to the stories when I was banned from Kroger and than Walmart. It does appear that employees at grocery stores are very sensitive to unusual behavior.

For example, I was in Bigg’s yesterday and …

I don’t shop at Bigg’s often and I’m not familiar with all of their pesky rules.

There was a bit of confusion at the store yesterday morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip Down, Facing Me.” in a very authoritative voice.

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


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