Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’
The prostitute replies, ‘Well Norman, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’ ‘Three knots?’ he asks.’ What’s that supposed to mean?’
She says,
- You’re knot hard
- You’re knot in
- You’re knot getting your money back
In keeping with the terrible puns.
A piece of string walks into a bar.
Bartender says: We don’t serve string here!
String Says: I ain’t no string, I’m a frayed knot.