With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silkypush-upbra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpledTwenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t,”he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and Seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way!” he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.
“Well, go look in the garage,” she said.