I did find this on Facebook done by some named “LMAO” I just had to copy it.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
- On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
- On a bag of Frito’s — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
- On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,” (and that would be how???….)
- On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).
- On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.” (…and you thought????…)
- On packaging for a Rowena iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.” (but wouldn’t this save me more time)?
- On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
- On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)
- On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what)?
- On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious)
- On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, ooh…fly Delta?)
- On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?