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Cyanara Baby aka Hasta La Vista, Baby

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Chris Cane

A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Drugs, Pharmacist, Prescription, Sayonara, Sayonara Baby, woman |

Who said that? or “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Chris Cane

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Rostand, Jimmy Durante, Johnny Carson, man, Steve Martin, Zsa Zsa Gabor |

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