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Burgers and Beer for the Siamese

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Chris Cane

Siamese twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool. Al says to the bartender, “Two beers please!” The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet?” “Off to England next month,” says Al. “We go to England every year, rent a car

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Beer, england |

Beer – The ladies of Beer

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Chris Cane

This posting is actually quite offensive to some folks and should not be seen by people who are easily offended or  have a stick up their butt. Scroll at your own risk. . . . . . .

Posted in Humor | Tags: Beer, Miss Old Milwaukee |

Public Service Announcement – Gentlemen – Please Read

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

Gentlemen! A public service announcement of immense importance has come to my attention and I urge everyone to review the following. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Beer, Golf Courses, Please Forward, woman |

Man v Woman – The Oil Change

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Chris Cane

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$39.95 Coffee: Complementary TOTAL: $39.95 Oil Change instructions for Men:

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Beer, driving, Oil Change, TOTAL |

The Sales Meeting and the Trip to Wrigley Field

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Chris Cane

Way back in the nineties I was the sales manager for the electron device group at Richardson Electronics. At one of our international sales meetings in Chicago we arranged for all attendees to go to a baseball game at Wrigley Field. For many folks from countries like France, Germany, England, Japan, Taiwan, Spain, Italy and

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Baseball Game, Beer, France, RELL, Richardson Electronics, Sales Meeting, Tinklng, Urinals, Wrigley Field | 2 Comments |

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