As we approach the end of another month – I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices
Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh? This blog is created, edited and managed as well as masticated, by a British Born Canadian living in the USA. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor,
Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Our conversation wasn’t flowing,
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had
Windows vs. Ford – For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$39.95 Coffee: Complementary TOTAL: $39.95 Oil Change instructions for Men:
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice