For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
This was originally posted back in 2009 and today (Jan 2, 2015) I received a new image, now at the bottom of this post. I felt I had to re-post it again here with the new image at the end of this posting. Don’t skip ahead as it will ruin your fun. Send me some
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards . The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards . The man, who was a priest, said, ” I am a Father . .” The little boy replied, “My Daddy
Ain’t it the truth …. happy father’s day to all the guys out there BBQ Standard Operating Procedures We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot…
I got a note from a friend of mine who’s a doctor in Chicago. He sent me a note that said. “When I worked as a medical intern in a local hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took me some time to understand that he had no insurance coverage. One thing he
Click the Orange Button with the White Arrow to listen to the 1923 Recording. I won’t bother with the Google of 2013 as I’m sure you know that one! [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/84258320″ iframe=”true” /] . Who’s the most important man this country ever knew? Who’s the man our Presidents tell all their troubles to? No,
I don’t think you don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. One of the store clerks called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass
A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly