A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ” “What type of bra?” Asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady. She showed
Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman When the white missionaries came to Africa , they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we
I was pretty certain that the actions of men and women in the shower are probably different. I do know that the explanation of the man in the shower below is spot-on. I can only guess that the description of the woman in the shower is equally precise. Perhaps others can comment on their views
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat
GENERAL RULES Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will,
Last week, Millie checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony –
60th High School Reunion He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful
Last week a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. The leader opted to stop. The leader, George a big burly man in his early fifties gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you
I received a note from a lady friend and felt that I should share it with a few others! I did find that this story has been around the interweb for a while. It’s funny to those of us reading it for the first time! OK – yes it’s long BUT it’s funny as HELL!!!!