An older gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent,
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, ” What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her
I’m sure that everyone will recall that Republican Representative, Todd Akin said “It seems to be, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, it’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” during an interview on KTVI-TV. You can see/read about all
I’m sure that many of you receive emails with jokes and stories. I am no exception, but I really would like to know the source or writer of stories like the one below. The person who wrote this should get the credit. Well anyway, here’s the story. ‘Just Fred ‘ An Arizona
A while back I recall a couple of my friends who both happened to be math teachers and also married to each other. Their names don’t matter, I’ll call them Karen and George. Both were near retirement age and they’d been married for over 40 years. One day, Karen suspected that George was doing some
This is a tale of three ethnic people who were chatting over lunch one day and the following conversation ensued. Ethnic Person Number One: “I love Easter as it’s the time of the year when we give eggs and small bunnies to the neighborhood kids who come knocking on our door saying Egg or Treat?”
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way! No needles. I hate needles” the patient said.. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!”
A Minnesota farmer named Ole had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus: ‘Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” Ole responded: ‘vell, I’lla tell you vat happened dere. I’d
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Claire-Lee and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after a