Revised: 3/31/2016-You’ll see why towards the end! There were a dozen Z3’s and Z4’s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and Jim from somewhere in the Great State of Michigan
I’m not sure that I liked the Kroger Store in West Chester anyway, but I’m kind of angry that I have been banned from the store. Yesterday I was at my local Kroger to buy some Purina ‘Moist and Meaty’ dog food for Diesel and our three pugs. I have no idea why but the woman
A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ The pharmacist’s eyes got big
A friend of mine emailed me this posting a few minutes ago! *Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”. * *It is offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado as an actual class assignment:* A Creative Writing professor told his class one day: “Today we will
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let
Ain’t it the truth …. happy father’s day to all the guys out there BBQ Standard Operating Procedures We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ” “What type of bra?” Asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady. She showed
Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People