After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six
I was pretty certain that the actions of men and women in the shower are probably different. I do know that the explanation of the man in the shower below is spot-on. I can only guess that the description of the woman in the shower is equally precise. Perhaps others can comment on their views
The highways of America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So
GENERAL RULES Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will,
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the
Gentlemen! A public service announcement of immense importance has come to my attention and I urge everyone to review the following. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the
A while back I recall a couple of my friends who both happened to be math teachers and also married to each other. Their names don’t matter, I’ll call them Karen and George. Both were near retirement age and they’d been married for over 40 years. One day, Karen suspected that George was doing some
When I wrote my book “Travels with Taffy and other Tales” and the Chapter called “Amy’s First Christmas Recital” I had forgotten that “the woman” in the tale had also given a small copy of the book “Chicken Soup With Rice” by Maurice Sendak to our daughter Jody. The passing of Maurice Sendak this week
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not