Who Spanked Me Till I Was Red?

When me prayers were poorly said
 Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,

Me Mudder! 

Who took me from me cozy cot 
And put me on the ice cold pot 
And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come 
And in me crib me dribbled some 
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, 

Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part 
And hug me gently to her heart 
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart, 
                                                                   
Me Mudder! 

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit 

When in me Sunday pants me shit, 

Me Mudder! 

When at night her bed did squeak 
Me raised me head to have a peek 
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!

  !!!!!!!!!

  A guy named Tim Scuba – Sent me this!