The Why’s of Men
- WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
. - WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
. - WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
. - WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
. - WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
. - WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
. - HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)
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(C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favorite: - WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart. Then you are just an old sour fart!